Convergence Zone Blues

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

I wish I had what it takes...

...to be a real blogger/comic writer/etc. Unfortunately I lack dedication, artistic talent, and a relatable sense of humor.

Unlike this genius.

I do have a cactus though. I should see what happens if I get really drunk and attempt to converse with it.

Yeah, no.

In other news, it's SPRING! Happy happy happy.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Happiness is...

Saturday, November 19, 2011

If anyone ever needed further proof of my ADD...

I was contemplating recently on all the hobbies I've had in my life, most of which I started with much enthusiasm... I WAS going to be the next female Kenny G! Unfortunately, the gusto for the saxophone or baseball card collecting or duct tape wallet making always sort of fizzled out and my Next Big Thing would become a memory shoved into a box in the back of my parents' deep storage closet.

So here's the list you've all been waiting for, and yes these are all real!

Barbie clothes sewing
Fashion design
Stamp collecting
Baseball card collecting
Soccer card collecting
Coin collecting
Photography
Basketball
Swimming
Rabbit breeding
Chicken farming
Beaded jewelry making
Hemp jewelry making
Saxophone
Piano
Guitar
Bass guitar
Singing
Theater
Musical theater
Children's theater
Playwriting
Novel writing
Poetry writing
Carpentry
Candle making
Perfume making
Duct tape wallet making
Flower pressing
Sketching
Watercolor painting
Pottery
Fish (like having a fish tank)
Music video producing
Knitting
Crocheting
Embroidery
Fruit canning
French cooking
..Blog writing..............

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Look what I found!

I'm not sure if this was supposed to stand by itself or was going to be a part of a larger post... I originally typed lager first there, that sounds like a much more fun and delicious sort of post. Although right now I could definitely go for a smooth IPA type of post, one that goes right to the back of your throat and delights the... yeah I'm not sure where I'm going with this. Let's just call this "Phoebe's Holiday Season 2010." That's pretty accurate. Speaking of that season, there's a pretty entertaining story in there somewhere about picking Sierra up at the airport in the middle of night and having midnight dinner at Applebee's in Lynnwood wearing pajama pants. Someone shut me up, here's the picture.

Typical.

Also, wow, I misspelled bread.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Me and My Bloggy

I seem to have lost the ability to draw somewhat amusing pictures in Paint. WHAT HAS HAPPENED??

However I do want to keep some sort of a blog. I guess this is the best place to do such a thing.

So I will be updating this more frequently with tales of my life that may not have pictures accompanying them (I KNOW I'M SORRY!) but I will try to throw in a few of my ugly stick figures when I can.

There are several posts that have been in the works for a while now, they just have never made it to the final stage because, frankly, I lose interest half away through (hello ADD!). And the pictures really suck. Like this one:

I mean, can you tell what's going on here?? Five bucks to the person who gets it right.

More to come soon! I'll probably update with how awful I did in my first Zumba class tonight (I know right?).

Friday, March 4, 2011

Pure Cheese

I love cheese.